Crazy!

I went out to a music event last night where one of the 45 year old hillbilly’s fainted. I was scared that he died, but he got back up and played another song about 30 minutes later. I woke up at 7 am to go to a sleep specialist because I was told I have sleep apnea. When I got there, I found out that the machine costs 500 dollars to rent for a week, and 2000 dollars to buy. Needless to say I had to leave the sleep apnea clinic with my poverty between my legs and coffee all over my shirt.